Weird things my History 201 professor said

If this was 15 years ago and you had a teacher with too much nose hair you'd have to read this...

Hamilton basically hated everyone

Considering how ugly Washington looks in portraits, it makes you wonder how ugly he actually was

Madison was essentially Jefferson's bitch

Literally calls the leader of North Korea "little Kim" and speaks about him as if he's an angry toddler 

Standard American diet: otherwise known as sad

also I put at the bottom 
"Acts super gay over the founding fathers"
i do not remember the context which made me write this.
so that's a thing